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| Riven_BAG | He who laughs last, thinks slowest - Unknown | | |
| Riven_BAG | Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. - Ray Ramano | | |
| Riven_BAG | Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. - A. Einstein | | |
| Riven_BAG | The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - R. Frost | | |
| Riven_BAG | The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - R. Frost | | |
| Riven_BAG | Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg | | |
| Riven_BAG | Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time... - Robin Williams | | |
| Riven_BAG | Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams | | |
| Riven_BAG | "Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself -- and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure. - Eric Allman | | |
| Riven_BAG | "There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network." - Guy Almes | | |
| Riven_BAG | If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. - Baruch | | |
| Riven_BAG | "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook | | |
| Riven_BAG | "Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe | | |
| Riven_BAG | "They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning." - Billie Holliday | | |
| Riven_BAG | "If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law." - Roy Santoro | | |
| Riven_BAG | "There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't." - Unknown | | |
| Riven_BAG | "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig | | |
| Marineborn | IM A LITTLE TEAPOT!!!! -Marineborn | | |
| Marineborn | WTF!!#!@ Marineborn mosey.... | | |
| Master_BAG | "The darkest souls are not those which choose to exist within the hell of the abyss, but those which choose to break free from the abyss and move silently among us." Dr. Samuel Loomis | | |
| Nuclear_Ice | "Click" Uh oh..... | | |
| Nuclear_Ice | A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friend. - Baltasar | | |
| Nuclear_Ice | He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him. -Eddie | | |
| Nuclear_Ice | War is not nice. | | |
| Nuclear_Ice | The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it. | | |
| Nuclear_Ice | Can't we all get along and just kill each other! -Nuclear_Ice | | |
| Nuclear_Ice | Call of Duty 4........gotta love it | | |
| IceMan | A Coward dies many times before their death - Unknown | | |
| Lightsting | Juice turns the Jewels into sundried tomatoes! | | |
| Lightsting | Oh yea...now who's your daddy... | | |
| Lightsting | Oh man...who shot me now...freakin hack... | | |
| Lightsting | Who knifed me?!?!? | | |
| Lightsting | You've been dominated home boy! | | |
| Lightsting | ooooo, that hurt. | | |
| Lightsting | Remember, when in doubt, always follow your nose! - Gandalf | | |
| Lightsting | Who's scruffy lookin? - Han Solo | | |
| Lightsting | Yes sir, nothin like killin a camper after a good breakfast! | | |
| Pancake! | Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk. - Confucius | | |
| Pancake! | Crowded elevator always smell different to midget. - Confucius | | |
| Pancake! | My anger management class really pisses me off. | | |
| Pancake! | WARNING. Never iron clothes on body. (actual warning label) | | |
| Pancake! | Addicted to the internet? Help is just a click away. | | |
| Pancake! | We must deceive them, so as not to hurt them, in this way we honor them. -Dwight K. Schrute | | |
| FACE | Nulion- COOKIES, not COCKIES. Those taste of penis. | | |
| Bishop | Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. | | |
| Troublemaker | A human head wieghs 8 to 9 pounds! | | |
| Troublemaker | You can't lick your elbow..........lol you just tried. | | |
| Troublemaker | Say hello to my little friend-me last night...I mean Al Pachino | | |
| Troublemaker | Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. -Albert Einstein | | |
| Troublemaker | Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.-Albert Einstein | | |
| Troublemaker | Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.-Albert Einstein | | |
| Troublemaker | Nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced.-Albert Einstein | | |
| Troublemaker | "When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion." - Abraham Lincoln | | |
| Troublemaker | "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." - Plato | | |
| peacemaker | Don’t cut the red wire | | |
| FACE | Galileo- "Tis better to be thought the fool and remain silent, than speak and remove all doubt." | | |
| Vertisce | Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown | | |
| Vertisce | Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. - Unknown | | |
| Vertisce | Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson | | |
| Vertisce | Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. - Unknown | | |
| Vertisce | You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson | | |
| Vertisce | Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. | | |
| Vertisce | If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? | | |
| Vertisce | If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? | | |
| Vertisce | I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush | | |
| Vertisce | "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757 | | |
| Vertisce | Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? | | |
| Vertisce | Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. | | |
| Vertisce | A penny saved is ridiculous. | | |
| Vertisce | 98% of all people die at some time in thier lives. The other 2% of you should jump off a cliff. | | |
| Troublemaker | Talking about middle America...."It's not surprising that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment."-Barack Hussein Obama | | |
| Vertisce | Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. | | |
| Vertisce | Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. | | |
| Vertisce | When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. | | |
| Vertisce | Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. | | |
| Vertisce | There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma. | | |
| Vertisce | Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. | | |
| Vertisce | Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. | | |
| Vertisce | Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. | | |
| Troublemaker | Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented worker" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist." | | |
| Creeping Death | 4. If your shooting stance is good, you’re probably not moving fast enough or using cover correctly.-Rule for a Gun Fight | | |
| Trench | "In the beginning there was nothing. And then even that exploded." -unknown | | |
| Trench | "At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer." -unknown | | |
